Letterman's Top Ten list: Glover's U.S. Open thoughts

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Lucas Glover appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday night to read the Top Ten list. Here are the "Ten things Lucas Glover wanted to say after the U.S. Open":

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10. I'd like to thank Tiger Woods for letting someone else win.

9. I started playing golf in March.

8. I forget my wedge yesterday so I used a rake.

7. Honestly, I'm just glad to be out of the rain.

6. I had Phil Mickelson in the office pool.

5. Ladies, my last name isn't Glover, it's G. Lover.

4. I drive for show and putt for dough.

3. Does anybody have a phone number for that Jon and Kate lady?

2. If there's anything more exciting than watching golf, it's 10 lame jokes read by a guy who plays golf.

1. Even I have never heard of me.